Well, I did 20 guy pushups, so I figured I'd try clapping pushups.
Actually, double clapping pushups: spring up, clap hands together, land,
face and chest slap floor.
Owie. Oh, the ignominy. Oh, the bloody nose.
Now I *really* want to do them. ;-) Maybe not after 20 regular pushups,
Eventually you realize that trying to understand something that is
inherently irrational is a waste of time.
--Lyle McDonald, on women