I've been poring over the map of Scotland, but no sooner to I begin
develop an idea of where I might like to walk than I forget where it
was, because I can't begin to pronounce about 95% of the place
Is it all a malignant plot to keep nesh Southerners out?
How on earth does anyone ever tell anyone else where they've been?
do those in the know just make a few gutteral grunting noises and
it up as they go along?
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