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ATP wrote:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/arnoldoui1.html Funny stuff..... And this guys SAYS he's a Republican? C'mon, he's not NEARLY homophobic enough. (Everything else sounded about right, though.) Wendy |
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S&B wrote:
Are you sure this wasn't an interview with Lyle? The stripper girlfriend? I was thinking the same thing, but there were no monkeys involved. S&B "ATP" wrote in message .net... http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/arnoldoui1.html Funny stuff..... |
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ATP wrote:
S&B wrote: Are you sure this wasn't an interview with Lyle? The stripper girlfriend? I was thinking the same thing, but there were no monkeys involved. Since the stripper/computer science chick with the huge fake boobies turned out to be a total waste of my time (1), my friend A. has now found me a stripper/molecular biology major. Seriously. We're all supposed to have lunch this week. Lyle 1. Torturously long story short: despite 'saying' (i.e. lying like most women) that she wanted a nice guy, smart, blah, blah, blah, she was mainly attracted to pussy-ass Harley riding retards (her only 'true love', when things got tough the guy just disappeared one day, becuase that's what a real man does under those circumstances). |
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Lyle McDonald wrote:
ATP wrote: S&B wrote: Are you sure this wasn't an interview with Lyle? The stripper girlfriend? I was thinking the same thing, but there were no monkeys involved. Since the stripper/computer science chick with the huge fake boobies turned out to be a total waste of my time (1), my friend A. has now found me a stripper/molecular biology major. Seriously. We're all supposed to have lunch this week. Lyle 1. Torturously long story short: despite 'saying' (i.e. lying like most women) that she wanted a nice guy, smart, blah, blah, blah, she was mainly attracted to pussy-ass Harley riding retards (her only 'true love', when things got tough the guy just disappeared one day, becuase that's what a real man does under those circumstances). Well, I can sort of see where she's coming from, but I also see her big mistake. I also say that I'd like a nice guy, and I really would. The problem is that most of the "nice guys" I've dated have turned out to be assholes, and there's no point dating a "nice guy" who's not even nice. Therefore I can see the temptation to go with the Harley-riding retard, because at least you know what you're getting. But here was her big mistake - you can't take your relationship with your Harley-riding retard too seriously. You have to remember that he is, as my friend said last night of my Harley-riding retard, just a piece of ass. |
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![]() "SJ" wrote in message ... Lyle McDonald wrote: ATP wrote: S&B wrote: Are you sure this wasn't an interview with Lyle? The stripper girlfriend? I was thinking the same thing, but there were no monkeys involved. Since the stripper/computer science chick with the huge fake boobies turned out to be a total waste of my time (1), my friend A. has now found me a stripper/molecular biology major. Seriously. We're all supposed to have lunch this week. Lyle 1. Torturously long story short: despite 'saying' (i.e. lying like most women) that she wanted a nice guy, smart, blah, blah, blah, she was mainly attracted to pussy-ass Harley riding retards (her only 'true love', when things got tough the guy just disappeared one day, becuase that's what a real man does under those circumstances). Well, I can sort of see where she's coming from, but I also see her big mistake. I also say that I'd like a nice guy, and I really would. The problem is that most of the "nice guys" I've dated have turned out to be assholes, and there's no point dating a "nice guy" who's not even nice. Therefore I can see the temptation to go with the Harley-riding retard, because at least you know what you're getting. But here was her big mistake - you can't take your relationship with your Harley-riding retard too seriously. You have to remember that he is, as my friend said last night of my Harley-riding retard, just a piece of ass. Somehow, I think most guys would choke back the tears, and continue the relationship. Just to be with you. Code monkey meets Harley-riding retard. There is a Hollywood romance movie just waiting to be made. Where is Nina when you need her? NINA!!! NINA!! |
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In Lyle McDonald wrote:
SJ wrote: Lyle McDonald wrote: ATP wrote: S&B wrote: Are you sure this wasn't an interview with Lyle? The stripper girlfriend? I was thinking the same thing, but there were no monkeys involved. Since the stripper/computer science chick with the huge fake boobies turned out to be a total waste of my time (1), my friend A. has now found me a stripper/molecular biology major. Seriously. We're all supposed to have lunch this week. Lyle 1. Torturously long story short: despite 'saying' (i.e. lying like most women) that she wanted a nice guy, smart, blah, blah, blah, she was mainly attracted to pussy-ass Harley riding retards (her only 'true love', when things got tough the guy just disappeared one day, becuase that's what a real man does under those circumstances). Well, I can sort of see where she's coming from, but I also see her big mistake. I also say that I'd like a nice guy, and I really would. The problem is that most of the "nice guys" I've dated have turned out to be assholes, and there's no point dating a "nice guy" who's not even nice. Therefore I can see the temptation to go with the Harley-riding retard, because at least you know what you're getting. But here was her big mistake - you can't take your relationship with your Harley-riding retard too seriously. You have to remember that he is, as my friend said last night of my Harley-riding retard, just a piece of ass. Except that this girl described HRR as her 'true love'. And therein lies the problem. Told me how he was so strong, silent, all that typical girl romantic bull****. Silent? Damn, I wish. My HRR just babbled at me on the phone for almost an hour. Oh my, but he does go on - whining about quantitative analysis and how many lab hours he has this semester. So when she made him quit dealing drugs, and he couldn't make $3k a week anymore from a real job, he just upped and left town, ran away to Canada. Would call her from time to time and weep on the phone to her. That's charming. What woman wouldn't want that? And, I, as usual, forgot the cardinal rule: I tried to treat an utterly self-absorbed stripper as a real human being instead of a pair of tits/a vagina with legs. IOW you made the same mistake with her that she made with the HRR. She told the friend who set us up how much she liked that I didn't treat her like another big-titted bimbo but, ultimately, that's the only way she knows or can understand how to be treated. Shocking, isn't it? A stripper who's accustomed to being treated like crap - who'da thunk it? Lyle at least I'm not bitter or anything |
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Lyle McDonald wrote:
SJ wrote: Lyle McDonald wrote: ATP wrote: S&B wrote: Are you sure this wasn't an interview with Lyle? The stripper girlfriend? I was thinking the same thing, but there were no monkeys involved. Since the stripper/computer science chick with the huge fake boobies turned out to be a total waste of my time (1), my friend A. has now found me a stripper/molecular biology major. Seriously. We're all supposed to have lunch this week. Lyle 1. Torturously long story short: despite 'saying' (i.e. lying like most women) that she wanted a nice guy, smart, blah, blah, blah, she was mainly attracted to pussy-ass Harley riding retards (her only 'true love', when things got tough the guy just disappeared one day, becuase that's what a real man does under those circumstances). Well, I can sort of see where she's coming from, but I also see her big mistake. I also say that I'd like a nice guy, and I really would. The problem is that most of the "nice guys" I've dated have turned out to be assholes, and there's no point dating a "nice guy" who's not even nice. Therefore I can see the temptation to go with the Harley-riding retard, because at least you know what you're getting. But here was her big mistake - you can't take your relationship with your Harley-riding retard too seriously. You have to remember that he is, as my friend said last night of my Harley-riding retard, just a piece of ass. Except that this girl described HRR as her 'true love'. Told me how he was so strong, silent, all that typical girl romantic bull****. So when she made him quit dealing drugs, and he couldn't make $3k a week anymore from a real job, he just upped and left town, ran away to Canada. Would call her from time to time and weep on the phone to her. So whereas most girls will say they want a 'decent, polite, smart, courteous guy' when they really want a pretty boy asshole who treats them like ****, this girl said she wanted a 'decent, polite, smart, courteous guy' when she really wanted an emotionally weak HRR who gave off the outward manifestation of being strong. Which is altogether understandable when a girl is in her early to mid 20's, but not when she's 30 and bitching about how she can't find a decent guy to get involved with (b/c she dresses and acts like your typical white trash hoochie girl stripper). Of course, the same girl interpreted a rather innocuous note I left her as a 'love letter'. This was after she told people that she and I were going to get a house together because I was playing along with her nonesense one day. She was seriously living in her own little reality; one that never quite intersected with 'real' reality. And, I, as usual, forgot the cardinal rule: I tried to treat an utterly self-absorbed stripper as a real human being instead of a pair of tits/a vagina with legs. She told the friend who set us up how much she liked that I didn't treat her like another big-titted bimbo but, ultimately, that's the only way she knows or can understand how to be treated. Lyle at least I'm not bitter or anything Even the self-absorbed deserve to be treated like real human beings. For example, in a recent episode, Blossom tried to convince Mojo Jojo that he would be much happier being nice. Unfortunately, it did not work and the Powerpuff Girls had to bust that white thing on his head open and expose his brain.... |
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ATP wrote:
Lyle McDonald wrote: And, I, as usual, forgot the cardinal rule: I tried to treat an utterly self-absorbed stripper as a real human being instead of a pair of tits/a vagina with legs. She told the friend who set us up how much she liked that I didn't treat her like another big-titted bimbo but, ultimately, that's the only way she knows or can understand how to be treated. Lyle at least I'm not bitter or anything Even the self-absorbed deserve to be treated like real human beings. Deserve, perhaps. But, with a chick like this, it wasn't going to get me laid. For example, in a recent episode, Blossom tried to convince Mojo Jojo that he would be much happier being nice. Unfortunately, it did not work and the Powerpuff Girls had to bust that white thing on his head open and expose his brain.... Exactly. Lyle |
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I tried to treat an utterly
self-absorbed stripper as a real human being instead of a pair of tits/a vagina with legs. Lyle I thought most strippers were lez-beans anyway and thought guys were just the dumb dinks that paid for everything? I hope you at least got some O that action. al --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.515 / Virus Database: 313 - Release Date: 9/1/2003 |
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