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Old June 4th 07, 08:25 AM posted to misc.fitness.weights,alt.horror
Fat Dead
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http://ironman63.blogspot.com/2007/0...lebrities.html


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Old June 4th 07, 10:12 AM posted to misc.fitness.weights
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"Fat Dead" schreef:

http://ironman63.blogspot.com/2007/0...lebrities.html


Thanks for cheering me up!

"Divine was famous for playing female roles in many of John Waters comedy
films. Divine was 42 in 1988 when he died in his sleep from sleep apnea
caused by obesity."

Great...

First i will turn into an ugly drag-queen, and then i will die in my sleep.

--
Pete






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Old June 4th 07, 01:40 PM posted to misc.fitness.weights,alt.horror
Albert Conklin
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Fat Dead wrote:
http://ironman63.blogspot.com/2007/0...lebrities.html


Hmmm...."LOSE WEIGHT OR DIE!"..
That would mean that if you are skinny you will never die. I wonder if
James Dean believed that.
Albert
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Old June 5th 07, 01:10 AM posted to misc.fitness.weights,alt.horror
JMW
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Albert Conklin wrote:
Fat Dead wrote:
http://ironman63.blogspot.com/2007/0...lebrities.html


Hmmm...."LOSE WEIGHT OR DIE!"..
That would mean that if you are skinny you will never die. I wonder if
James Dean believed that.


Fat people are better at surviving motor vehicle crashes?
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Old June 5th 07, 03:04 AM posted to misc.fitness.weights,alt.horror
David Cohen
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"JMW" wrote
Albert Conklin wrote:
Fat Dead wrote:
http://ironman63.blogspot.com/2007/0...lebrities.html


Hmmm...."LOSE WEIGHT OR DIE!"..
That would mean that if you are skinny you will never die. I wonder if
James Dean believed that.


Fat people are better at surviving motor vehicle crashes?


No. Urban myth. Same as with drunk drivers...worse survival stats, not
better.

You already knew that.

Muscular people are, however, better at surviving all forms of both
penetrating and blunt force trauma.

David


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Old June 5th 07, 03:27 AM posted to misc.fitness.weights,alt.horror
Jared
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On Jun 5, 11:04 am, "David Cohen" wrote:

Muscular people are, however, better at surviving all forms of both
penetrating and blunt force trauma.


That's not a lot of help to most of alt.horror. What about drunkeness
supposedly causing relaxation and helping in accident survival?

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Old June 5th 07, 05:38 AM posted to misc.fitness.weights,alt.horror
David Cohen
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"Jared" wrote
On Jun 5, 11:04 am, "David Cohen" wrote:

Muscular people are, however, better at surviving all forms of both
penetrating and blunt force trauma.


That's not a lot of help to most of alt.horror. What about drunkeness
supposedly causing relaxation and helping in accident survival?


Urban myth. Alcohol impairs both respiratory drive and blood clotting, both
of which lead to greater morbidity and mortality in all forms of trauma.

David


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Old June 5th 07, 06:54 AM posted to misc.fitness.weights,alt.horror
Lucas Buck
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On Mon, 04 Jun 2007 19:10:02 -0400, JMW wrote:

Albert Conklin wrote:
Fat Dead wrote:
http://ironman63.blogspot.com/2007/0...lebrities.html


Hmmm...."LOSE WEIGHT OR DIE!"..
That would mean that if you are skinny you will never die. I wonder if
James Dean believed that.


Fat people are better at surviving motor vehicle crashes?


How many fat people could fit behind the wheel of the 1955 Porsche Spyder? Seriously.

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Old June 5th 07, 09:25 AM posted to misc.fitness.weights,alt.horror
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"David Cohen" wrote in message
link.net...
"Jared" wrote
On Jun 5, 11:04 am, "David Cohen" wrote:

Muscular people are, however, better at surviving all forms of both
penetrating and blunt force trauma.


That's not a lot of help to most of alt.horror. What about drunkeness
supposedly causing relaxation and helping in accident survival?


Urban myth. Alcohol impairs both respiratory drive and blood clotting,
both of which lead to greater morbidity and mortality in all forms of
trauma.

David


urban myth my cock.....i had a lucky escape from drunken driving, i was that
smashed i couldnt get the keys in the ignition and then i fell asleep....had
i not been so ******d i would have managed to start the car and almost
certainly have driven through a bus.


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regards from BOD!

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JOHN LENNON 1980

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Old June 5th 07, 10:59 AM posted to misc.fitness.weights,alt.horror
Dr Walpurgis
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On 2007-06-05 02:04:10 +0100, "David Cohen" said:

Muscular people are, however, better at surviving all forms of both
penetrating and blunt force trauma.


Handy, that, given how often they are ANALLY PENETRATED.

--
"This whole thread was begun by a troll from the alt. horror newsgroup
which sadly appears to house a motley crew of disturbed and unpleasant
individuals" - T Bone, 27/04/07

 




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